Hey. Ashley Here.

23/Wisconsin
Nerdfighter

I wish my words came out less frantic and more romantic. In life we barely have enough time to react, let alone rehearse. And I don't think I'm better than you, but I don't think I'm worse.

People often belittle the place where they were born but heaven can be found in the most unlikely places.

Mitch Albom, The Five People You Meet in Heaven (via observando)

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A chubby Pikachu by request.
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We’re back home from the most amazing trip in Alaska! I miss it so much!!
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bekstek:

mintike:

IM GOING TO STAB MYSELF IN THE FOOT I JUST SENT MY ENGLISH TEACHER MY ESSAY ON HAMLET AND IT WAS STILL NAMED “the fresh prince of denmark yo holla”

oh man, i love receiving unedited final drafts:

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cracks me up every time

I’m watching old vhs tapes that were my grandparents, because no one else in the family does and we really want to know if there are any that are worth preserving. Some of them are unmarked, and I was warned that some may be X-Rated films. I will let you know how many are porn vhs tapes at the end of this journey.

delicatemotion:

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sodamnrelatable:

take a moment to realize you have never seen your face in person, just reflections and pictures

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some scientists agree that if you saw a clone of yourself, you wouldn’t recognise it as you, because our idea of what we look like is so different from what we actually look like

This gave me anxiety

megaman2:

megaman2:

“mickey mouse it says you want to divorce minnie because she was…… extremely silly?”

“no, i said she was fucking goofy”

please stop reblogging this i stole this joke from my brother

(Source: estpolis)